job 1: I’m not that great at terraform
job 2: I’m a god at terraform
tue jan 31, night
totally okay: “this didn’t fit me [it was too small/I’m too big]”
not okay at all apparently: “this didn’t fit me [it was too big, I’m too small/despite sending measurements for custom top]”
one gets “aww that’s too bad! how dare they do that to you”
the other: “must be nice that you’re so skinny” or “that’s too bad. /eyeroll”
but hey you can’t body shame skinny people at all, not possible!
the best though: “just get a boob job, you can afford it”
sun jan 15, afternoon
harsh acceptance that I have no one to talk to about the things I want to talk about
mon jan 09, night
morning: software job with big databases to migrate
evening: twerking class
evening: other software job with big databases I’m migrating + beer
thu dec 22, late night
how to tell everyone that you have no idea how kubernetes works: suggest kubernetes as if it will solve all the problems
tue nov 08, afternoon
HOUSE OF THE WYVERN
sun oct 30, night
it is absolutely wild how much root access I have to very large and very active systems right now
sat oct 29, afternoon
quickly biking home from erotic dancing class to return to programming work
next week nerdlesque starts
apparently october is ‘move body more’ month
wed oct 19, night
recently learned it could be a bad thing that I plan and drink a beer before I eat, in order to obtain the most value from the intentional poisoning.
seemed efficient to me
sat sep 03, afternoon
left some random cans of fruit, dirty car filters, empty paper bags in the secured parking space.
all but the dirty car filter were stolen. ?
sat sep 03, late night
customer service: you should have put your carrier preference in the shipping notes
ah yes, because that is a very typical way for customers to demand changes to the entire shipping strategy a company has. thanks lush
tue jun 21, afternoon
somehow another weekend day wrestling with glibc symbol versions
sat jun 04, morning
dream: be some epic dancer who is good at physical things
me: I can memorize numbers, and code
wed may 25, afternoon
2018: I’ll never be one of those people with a custom keyboard
today: maybe it’s time to get a new keyboard. because.. ergonomics.
four hours later: so my preferred layout is 75%, looking at getting this hilarious cheese esc keycap, shortlisted several brands over a few sites
after that: you can make your own keycaps with kits to mold them
later: still haven’t bought anything
sat may 07, morning
just had a stare-off with the dude sitting on his balcony across the street
sat apr 30, morning
write many terraform lines
works first time?!
tue apr 26, afternoon
it’s hard to keep switching between typescript and go
mon apr 25, afternoon
so much more common between human beings, yet always about the differences
sun apr 03, morning
fun and successful data recovery weekend
mon mar 28, morning
just accidentally activated the mac os x tiling wm mode. things are okay again.
fri mar 18, night
email from epost a while ago: we’re shutting down!
email from epost just now: you have an epost thing!
epost message: we’re shutting down!
thu mar 03, night
already sunburnt. it’s february. in vancouver.
sun feb 20, night
employment lock successfully obtained, provisioning…
excited to start at Jane!
mon feb 07, afternoon
so sad. my car’s net weight is 1338lbs.
tue feb 01, afternoon
drinking wine while playing games through wine.
mon jan 31, morning
Just learned code I’ve written is now trapped forever in a decommissioned coal mine deep beneath an Arctic mountain in Svalbard, Norway and will stay intact for a thousand years or more.
wed jan 26, night
UPS: delivery! \(140 duty please for \)170 item.
me: fuck no, self-clear
UPS: we hate you
me: did the things, $25, where is my package?
UPS: on its way to warehouse! far away! for sure! extra confirmed! must go get it!
me: open door, days later, to make trip. package is there. package is here!
wtf UPS. not described: the hellish phone calls.
fri jan 07, afternoon
past me: will avoid living on giant hill for manual car
me: now live on one of the steepest hills, always need to turn up on, lots of pedestrians all the time. oh and parking garage has the steepest grade allowable. it’s totally fine.
mon dec 13, afternoon
and yet I continue to do absolutely nothing.
fri dec 03, afternoon
getting a job in a bakery is somehow much much harder than rejoining tech :c
wed oct 20, afternoon
Replaced mac os x with arch linux. Things are blazing fast again.
sun may 30, morning
Environments are so much easier in containers + hypervisor. Ugh, python setup.
thu may 13, afternoon
Wild ride of pastry and bread at NWCAV.
tue apr 27, afternoon
Finished pastry school!
fri apr 23, night
so pastry school is the best. nwcav rocks.
mon feb 22, afternoon
New life out west
It's been two months since I started living in BC. September was driving back to Ontario to collect the rest of the immaterial crap. I have a job, and I'm looking forward to starting pastry school in January.
tue nov 24, night
Some days the only other voices I hear are headphones lady and speaker guy announcing they’ve successfully connected.
sun oct 18, night
Reason to use tmux #1337: if you’re a derp and close your whole terminal window, it’s so easy to get it all back.
fri oct 09, morning
Finally back ‘home’. No more long drives, my butt has told me.
wed sep 30, afternoon
Summer on the road across Canada
My lease ended June 30, and since then it's been living out of the car, camping, tripping, and hostelling across Canada.
mon aug 17, afternoon
One of the best things about hostels is the free wine left by others in the donation bins.
mon aug 17, afternoon
The most exciting things that have happened lately: a tiny black bear and mom come into my site, and moving my tent under a tarp because it started randomly raining at 2am.
fri jul 10, night
It was great when the engine light came on. Exactly thirty days since I drove off with it, and when a warranty ended. This was also minutes after saying how great it was nothing has happened yet. Hoping it was the 35C outside that did it temporarily.
sun jul 05, afternoon
How to waste both mushrooms and apples at the same time: put them near each other in a warm kitchen and wait for your science experiment to grow.
mon jun 22, night
Really strange coming back from four days in complete wilderness to the pandemic. The mosquitoes didn’t care one bit about keeping their distance.
thu jun 18, afternoon
Algonquin canoe trip
Relatively chill solo canoe trip through the Joe, Burnt Island, Little Doe lakes. Four days, three nights June 12-15, 2020. The bugs were pretty darn bad.
thu jun 18, afternoon
The latest emails sent to companies begin with a list of bugs I encountered trying to use their online booking thing.
wed jun 10, morning
Regrets of 2020 so far: buying bedsheets that keep dyeing me blue, and not roasting more broccoli sooner.
mon jun 08, afternoon
I enjoy long walks in the shade.
thu jun 04, afternoon
It’s the temperature out where you don’t think about what temperature it is out.
wed jun 03, night
Rarotonga and New Zealand
Feb 17 - Mar 19, 2018. Rarotonga, Cook Islands for a few days, then a relatively short flight to Auckland, NZ. Travel via busses and ferries through the North and South Islands, with two multi-day 'tramps' around tropical lakes, and golden beaches along the coast.
wed jun 03, night
The cms that backs this thing has had more iterations than this site has had visitors.
wed jun 03, afternoon
The nicest thing I did for myself this week was implement persistent sessions during development.
wed jun 03, morning
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